I would have never guessed that Hondas would make it onto Top Gear, but apparently the EP made it on there. So…many…mods…needed…for…my…car…

Xander paid a visit to Dr. Bean for his 6 month checkup and weighed in at 20 pounds and 0.6 ounces with a length of 28.5 inches. He’s still rolling in the 90th percentile for those two categories so my future meal ticket in professional sports still has hope. Keep eating, boy!

He also put on a show of his uncanny knack for urinating at the least appropriate times at the pediatrician’s office. Case in point, they were weighing him, which required the removal of his diaper. Maybe he thought someone got stung by a jellyfish, but there was apparently a tremendous stream. Way to go.

Thanks to Geo for another pair of cool kicks for Xander. This time, he got miniature Nike Zoom LeBron IVs. Here he is rockin’ the shoes, getting ready to dunk.

I saw this warning generator on the various random blogs and had to pass it along. Make your own warning sign or enjoy one of mine.

So Tammy’s been hankerin’ for corned beef hash since…well…I can’t remember. Definitely since she was preggers with Xander. I can’t figure out what the big deal is, but damn is it hard to find a place that dishes out “acceptable” corned beef hash. If you want to touch a nerve, ask her about the corned beef hash at that joint on Piedmont Avenue. Buying from the store is wrong because that stuff that comes out of a can is just plain nasty.

We were able to put that to rest with breakfast at Jordan’s at The Claremont.

Is anyone else out there freaked out that Xander, who is just shy of six months of age, has made us break out the 18 month clothing? Yeah, tell me about it. The series of disturbing events broke down thusly:

• His 12 month old pajamas fit fine on Friday
• He demanded to be fed every other hour on Saturday
• He apparently went through a growth spurt overnight
• Stuffing Xander in said pajamas the next night was akin to making sausage

Tighter, tighter, tighter…too tight. The only thing that could have made this all funnier was if he busted a seam.